Dear fans,

 

After several years of devoting an inappropriate amount of time to this silly musical endeavor, I have decided to call it quits. For real this time. I originally tried calling it quits in December of 2003 but I found that I had much more to do musically. Again, I later tried to quit in April of 2005 but was later inspired to continue. However, this time I really mean it. My reasoning for this is two-fold.

First, I am completely out of inspiration for this type of music. There are only so many inappropriate songs that you can make before you start becoming un-hip. I started this when I was 18 years old, and I am now much older and (hopefully) more mature.

Secondly, I am a recent college graduate and I am looking to further my career and wealth beyond what my music provides (which is nothing). I fear that my attachment to this music could jeopardize any future positions that I could receive. Believe me, there is a huge conflict between my future line of work and the music that I have made over the last several years.

Rest assured that your unwavering support over the past few years has been an inspiration to me and is the main reason I kept on keeping on. To the fans in Kentucky, Texas, Colorado, the United Kingdom, Washington, and those guys from that band whose name I forgot but used to really like the song "Don't Touch My Bear," THANK YOU! I really couldn't have done it without you.